Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Giant Monkey Overlords™ Counterattack The Giant Eyeball Overlords™. France Reeling From Battle


In a surprise counter offensive against The Giant Eyeball Overlords™, The Giant Monkey Overlords™ renewed their bid to become the undisputed masters of all mankind. French onlookers could only watch in horror as their country became the center of the fiercest battle seen to date in The Giant Overlord War®. "We protest in the sharpest tone possible." said frog President Chirac, leader of the nation voted Most Hated Nation in a recent poll. "We had surrendered and declared Paris an open city !" he wept. "If this continues we will have no choice but to protest some more ! Perhaps with an even stonger tone of displeasure !". In deed, not since the successful foiling of a terrorist bombing plot by Team America World Police has Paris known such destruction. When asked to comment about the recent events, President Bush said "Gee, that's too bad."

Elite Unit Trains For Battle Against The Giant Eyeball Overlords™



In the ongoing struggle of The Giant Overlord War® a crack division of troops are preparing for the front lines in defense of humanity's freedom. Seen here are Rhode Island National Guard trainees practicing marching while staring The Giant Eyeball Overlords™ in the eye at The Camp Fogarty Training Site in East Greenwich, Rhode Island. A spokesman for the guard explained, "The hope is that the unique camouflage pattern of these experimental uniforms will prove effective in confusing the enemy because they have no depth perception, what with having only the one eye and all."

A small number of demonstrators were seen protesting outside the base. Known Collaborator Heywood Banks author of the song "One Eyed One I Love" was seen amongst the throng.

Humanity Divided In The Giant Overlord War®

Humanity, still caught in the middle of the epic Giant Overlord War®, struggles to find it's place.
Some choose to fight valiantly for human independence, sometimes with brief tastes of victory, sometimes with the bitter taste of defeat. Still others choose to Collaborate.



Seen here is a fresh recruit in London enlisted in service to the Giant Eyeball Overlords™.
When asked about her decision to join the ranks of servitude to the Giant Eyeball Overlords™ she replied "Sure they're kinda creepy, being giant eyeballs and all, but at least they're not smelly fish or feces throwing monkeys !". When this reporter informed her that neither the Giant Jellyfish Overlords™ nor the Giant Frozen Whale Overlords™ were technically fish, she replied "Well they still smell bad.".

Giant Spongebob SquarePants Overlord® Enters The Giant Overlord War®, meets his demise at the hands of angry New Yorkers




In another of a series of attacks in the Overlord War®, The Giant Spongebob Squarepants Overlord® entered the conflict on the side of the Giant Aquatic Overlord® Alliance. He is seen here being lassoed by a mob of angry New Yorkers. He was subsequently drawn and quartered and was heard to yell "Freedom !" with his dying breath.

Giant Jellyfish Overlords® Invade Medellin !




In a stunning coordinated attack in conjunction with the Giant Frozen Whale Overlords against the Giant Eyeball Overlords, the river of Medellin soon falls to the Giant Jellyfish Overlords.


Juan Valdez is said to be in mourning over the invasion.

Developing
Aquaman last seen in Key West with his associate and long time companion Prince Namor, The Sub-Mariner.

Giant Frozen Whale Overlords® Join The Fray !

Calls to Aquaman were not returned.

Woman dies while fighting Giant Eye Overlord ®




Here we see the gallant lass preparing to launch a fiery contact lens at the Giant Eyeball Overlord.